Me: What’s with all these tanning salon coupons in the mail? Is this like tanning season or something?
Wife: Yup. People here get tanned so they don’t look too pale in winter
Me: What has winter got to do with it?
Wife: Duh! Hardly any sunshine. Naturally people turn pale.
Me: Reeeeally! (evil laughter) Now I’m really looking forward to winter
Wife: Yeah, right. It doesn’t matter at all if you’re not fair-skinned in the first place