In the Footsteps of the Secret Service

“Why don’t you just park here in this little side street? I TOLD you we’re never going to find a parking spot at this time of the day.”

“Great! Now we’ll have to walk ALL the way to the restaurant.”

“Would you rather keep driving around the block for another hour? Be my guest, but I’m hungry and I don’t mind eating alone.”

“Okay, okay. There, you happy? Let’s enjoy our long, ‘appetizing’ walk now.”

“Hey, you’re the one who made the reservations at rush hour…”

“Shh… wait. I don’t think we were supposed to park in this street. Check out this sign”

NO PARKING ALLOWED

FROM JUL 16 THRU 30

“Ok first of all, that sign is on the ground. They must have taken it off.”

“Why would someone take it down before the 30th? It fell off, I’m telling you.”

“What difference does it make? You see so many other cars parked all over this street. I’m sure it’s ok. Can we please go now?”

“What if they have a permit? What if they are government vehicles? You know, like the FBI or something”

“A special parking permit for tiny streets? Is that supposed to be funny? Even if these other cars had a permit, they would put it up on their dashboard… uh oh”

“What?”

UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE

“Holy crap! Check the other cars”

UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE

UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE

UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE

“Shit”

“Do you think it’ll be ok if we just kept our car here for a little while? I mean, no one’s going to look for that sign on every single car, right?”

“YOU THINK? A bright-red tiny car among lots of big, black SUVs… why, they’ll think this one must belong to OBAMA because it looks so special!”

“Fine, fine. Get in. We’ll find some other street. Why isn’t this door opening? Oops!”

“WAIT! THAT’S NOT OUR CA…”

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

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9 comments

  1. @Roshan – thank you and a very warm welcome to you on this blog 😉

    @ShilpaGarg – whoa! lots of adjectives! thank you, thank you

    @Swee – RGV??? Of all people?? Why God, WHY???

    @Roshmi – and as always, thank you too 🙂

  2. You should have sketched a cartoon of special agent ishu and sticked it on the window. I am sure the secret service guys would have understand how much pressure agent ishu was under, to find a parking spot 🙂

  3. @Poorni – Panic doesn’t even BEGIN to describe it. I think I should stop watching all those crime thrillers 😦

    @Mrunalini – Yeah, sure. Leave more evidence behind. Why not? 😛

    @heibiatty – thanks


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