Wife: I can’t watch this anymore. You have GOT to tell me what happens towards the end. PLEASE!!
Me: You see now why I never watch horror movies with her? Why don’t you just tell her what happens?
Bro: What about YOU? You don’t want any spoilers, right?
Me: Of course not. Let me turn away and then you can tell her
Bro: Okay. If I nod, it means they’ll make it. If I shake my head, it means they won’t. Alright?
Wife: Sounds good
Me: Wait, wait! Let me look away while you ruin the suspense for her
(2 seconds later)
Wife: REALLY??? Oh my GOD, NOOOOO!!!