I feel patriotic when India plays cricket against Pakistan. But not when I have to drag my butt all the way to school on August 15th and January 26th, to participate in a marching exercise on a FRICKIN’ HOLIDAY!!
I feel really good about my country when I watch Rang De Basanti or Lagaan, but I find it so inconvenient to stand upright for 52 seconds when the national anthem plays unexpectedly.
I would rather pay 200 bucks to the police constable than risk not getting my passport on time. I have to fly away to better lands soon, after all. I don’t give a damn about Anna Hazare. And neither do you…
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