My Day In Court

 

If only it came in a Hybrid model...One of us was definitely color-blindI would've tried flirting but my wife was in the carThere's a surprising amount of free, useless advice out thereOverall, I clocked two law degrees' worth of timeThe benches are really warm especially if you take a seat vacated by a convictI think I even heard someone shit their pantsPuss in Boots > Sunny DeolOf course, I had to pay the court feeDo you think Shakespeare and I have the same nose as well?

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